Because no matter if your candidate wins or loses you’ll want to either drown your sorrows or celebrate your victory in a bottle of booze!
Step 1:Buy any sort of alcohol. (As long as you are 21 and over).
Step 2: Invite friends over to watch the election results unfold on TV (switching between multiple channels keeps things interesting) and the up-to the minute updates at siouxcityjournal.com. Make sure seating arrangements are divided into two sides -- the people who voted for Romney and those who voted for Obama.
Step 3: Everyone drinks (one swig) when these terms is mentioned by a reporter or pundit:
Ohio (no other state really matters)
Ohio (Republicans can’t win without it)
George W. Bush (two swig bonus)
Step 4: Every time one candidate wins a state the supporters of the other political party must drink (one swig).
Step 5: When the winner for president is finally announced, everyone in the room should participate in a group hug. Red, blue or white, it's important that you all remain friends.
Step 6: Whosoever candidate loses has to clean up the party mess!