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Key West scary doll

Robert the doll, the creepiest toy in America, terrorizes those visitors who don't show him the proper respect. The doll is on display at the Fort East Martello Museum and Gardens these days, and is one of the stops on a ghost tour in Key West, Fla.

KEY WEST, Fla. | Getting good and scared is one thing.

Getting a curse placed upon your head is quite another.

When I decided, on a whim, to take the Ghosts and Gravestones of Key West Tour late on my last evening in town, I expected a good scare. The curse? I wasn’t ready for that.

And things started off as I’d expected. Good fun, bad ghoul makeup and creepy legends as a trolley transported us past one haunted site after another.

Then we pulled into the parking lot of a huge, deserted fort, and got out. Our tour guide leads us through the moaning iron gate of this fort — a place where soldiers were left to die when it was a quarantine barracks for those with yellow fever.

A moment later, she has disappeared back through the gate, leaving three clueless thrill-seekers among the shadows. A figure, a stooped man with a white face and black sunken eyes emerged with a lantern. He says, in an accent straight out of Brooklyn, that he is a tormented soul, one of the undead who wanders around this fort most nights. He’s been here 150 years or so, and he’ll the guy who can show us around.

And as we follow him, he turns. He makes sure he has our attention.

We are being warned.

Warned about Robert.

Robert the Doll.

Robert, doll though he may be, is not to be toyed with.

Robert the Doll is the most haunted toy in, well, probably the world, but at the very least in America. He was the inspiration for Chucky. He’s been guest of honor at paranormal conventions, the subject of an episode of the Travel Channel’s “Mystery at the Museum,” has nearly 6,600 “likes” on his Facebook page, has his own line of Robert the Doll souvenirs — and has sent small children and grown curators running away in fear.

He is made of rags and stuffed with straw. The 4-foot fellow — he looks a little like Curious George, if he tilts his head a certain way — sports a sailor suit and hat. He has little stubs for hands and feet. Thanks to a siege of silverfish a few years ago, Robert looks like he has acne. (I probably shouldn’t have written that; Robert may have ways of finding out.)

Robert got his name from the little boy to whom he belonged (actually, it was the other way around, belonging-wise). Eugene Otto, a well-known Key West artist, was born Robert Eugene Otto. But shortly after he got the doll in 1906, he told his parents that it wanted his name. So once-Robert started calling himself Eugene.

The doll was given to the Artist Originally Known as Robert by his nanny shortly after she became the ex-nanny. A few days after the family fired her, she returned with a present for the Soon-To-Be-Called Eugene. A rag doll. A doll that, if you looked closely, had human hair — the little boy’s hair — stitched into it, just peeking from its sailor cap.

Voodoo. Who knew?

The Otto family soon knew something was … suspect. Robert the Doll began raising eyebrows. Mr. and Mrs. Otto would hear their little boy talking to someone in another room, and someone talking back. The other voice sounded nothing like Robert’s — Robert-the-boy’s — voice. The family heard creepy giggles. Schoolchildren would pass by and see the doll sitting in one window, then a moment later he’d be in another window. He might change facial expressions. Cross one rag leg over the other, then switch legs when no one was watching.

Things would go missing. Get broken. Be turned upside down. And always, when adults asked the little boy Robert (let’s just call him Eugene, OK?) what had happened, the boy would answer “Robert did it.”

Eventually, Robert was banished to the attic. When Eugene eventually inherited the house from his parents, he brought Robert back downstairs — some say to the dismay of his wife. The doll stayed in the house after Eugene, then his wife, Anne, died. After a brief interlude terrifying the 10-year-old daughter of the family that had moved into the Otto house, Robert was hustled off to — or, well, donated to — the Key West Art & Historical Society.

The society maintains a museum in the Civil War-era the Fort East Martello Museum and Gardens. It stored Robert in a room there with some other items for eventual display. Robert was apparently annoyed. A few employees reported seeing something white flying through the air, down a hallway, past an arch, up a corridor.

Robert was most annoyed at the curator who was in charge of his exhibition area. The no-nonsense woman who didn’t believe in flying dolls one day didn’t show up for work. Her bicycle was still chained to the rack at the museum. Her co-workers learned later that something she’d seen in Robert’s wing of the building sent her screaming into the night; she didn’t slow down till she got home.

One night, said our ghoul guide in flatline Brooklynese, Robert turned on all the lights at once. Inside and out. A neat trick, since the switches necessary to illuminate everything were all over the huge complex; it would have required eight people to accomplish such a spontaneous light show.

Robert’s life took a turn for the better when a new groundskeeper was hired. The man somehow understood that Robert just wanted attention, made him his own case, gave him a stuffed toy to feel superior to, and put up a bunch of spotlights to show Robert’s best sides. Robert now sits and gazes in what seems to be a semi-benign, if imperious, gaze at all who come to see him.

It’s not a matter of just looking, however. Not in the sense of the usual object at an exhibition. Robert requires … deference. Respect. Our guide warned us we needed to follow a specific protocol in the doll’s presence if we wanted to take photographs.

—Introduce yourself.

—Take the photo.

—Thank Robert when you’re done.

If you don’t follow those steps, warned our ghoul guide, you’ll be sorry. The letters on the wall of Robert’s exhibition space were evidence of the consequences. Letters and cards, handwritten or typed, from kids and adults, and one or two even in foreign languages (or maybe in tongues) I couldn’t read. Apologizing. Begging forgiveness. Outlining the perils that had befallen them since disrespecting the doll. “Queen for a Day” tales of woe, stories of accidents, lost wallets, pestilence and disease and conked out cars and broken cameras. And the letters here were just the tip of Robert’s iceberg of mayhem and pain. The truly harrowing letters, well, the museum didn’t really want to scare the kids …

Visit The Record (Hackensack, N.J.) at www.NorthJersey.com. Distributed by MCT Information Services

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